Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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