Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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