i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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