Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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