Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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