I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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