why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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