did you get engaged???
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
