Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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