Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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