Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
