check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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