I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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