hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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