I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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