When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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