Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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