that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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