I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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