He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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