Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
