this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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