Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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