i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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