One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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