I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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