Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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