South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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