Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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