i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
