Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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