So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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