the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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