brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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