PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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