my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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