I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im holly from the hills drunk
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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