there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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