Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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