May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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