Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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