I hope mine doesn't look like that
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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