I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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