Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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