I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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