Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
