I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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