doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
