My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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