I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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