My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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